🦆 500 RUBBER DUCKS. EVERY MONTH. WHO'S BUYING?! 😂 Just because you can subscri

By Chrisaperry · October 22, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog

🦆 500 RUBBER DUCKS. EVERY MONTH. WHO'S BUYING?! 😂 Just because you can subscribe doesn't mean you should.

Introducing UNSUBSCRIBABLE™, our NEW Commerce Comedy Club series exploring REAL PRODUCTS. QUESTIONABLE REPEAT PURCHASES.

First up: 500 rubber ducks. Duck race organizers? Jeep enthusiasts? A vigilante duck naval commander reopening the Strait of Hormuz? 🚢

🛒 WHO ON EARTH BUYS THIS ON AUTOSHIP?!!

👇 Check out the reasonable, questionable and downright ridiculous audiences behind this recurring purchase!

😂 And subscribe to Commerce Comedy Club™ for more inside jokes for an industry that needs them!

#UNSUBSCRIBABLE #CommerceComedyClub #eCommerce #Omnichannel

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