My mom has officially lost all hope in her son which is probably for the best. I

By Bryan Macdonald Ct · October 8, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog

My mom has officially lost all hope in her son which is probably for the best.

In the span of one conversation she learned:

1) I’m starting a cottage cheese condiment company. KURD.

2) I’m negotiating the price of a used hearse.

3) I plan on wrapping the hearse and filling the back with mayonnaise.

Her immediate conclusion was that I had somehow entered the funeral business.

Building a CPG brand in public is fun because you all get to watch the chaos unfold in real time.

Building one in public when your mom is watching?

Completely different level of chaos and accountability.

For the record, I am NOT buying a funeral home, but the hearse though is still very much on the table.

Ryan Hogan is this how you react to my crazy ideas too? 🤣

As always, mayo could never!

👉 https://mayograveyard.com