Amazon flagged my Good Guys listing for “product safety concerns” Reviewers keep
By Noahwickham · October 31, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog
Amazon flagged my Good Guys listing for “product safety concerns”
Reviewers keep mentioning stabbing like it’s a defect
I’m sitting at 4.1 stars and a body count
Somebody put a knockoff Good Guys doll on my Buy Box last week
I handled it personally
Closed faster than any Seller Support case I’ve ever opened
I don’t share the Buy Box
I don’t share a lot of things
Good Guys on the overalls, My Amazon Guy on the shelf behind me
I’m a killer, not a media buyer
I’ve survived fire, gunshots, and a franchise of sequels
One email from Seller Performance and I’m shaking