Forget ghosts. The scariest thing this Halloween is Amazon Seller Support. Thing
By Steven Pope · November 1, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog
Forget ghosts. The scariest thing this Halloween is Amazon Seller Support.
Things that actually happened:
👻 "Your account has been deactivated." Why? "We are unable to provide that information."
🎃 "Please upload an invoice." Uploaded it. "Please upload an invoice."
🧟 Opened 14 cases. Got 14 different answers. All copy-pasted.
💀 "This case has been resolved." It has not been resolved.
🕸️ Escalated to a specialist. The specialist was the same template.
Jason in a hockey mask at least lets you know he's coming.
Drop your scariest Seller Support story below 👇