"Mommy I googled you at school today." "Oh yeah? What did it say?" "I saw you ri

By Abbyjuner · October 31, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog

"Mommy I googled you at school today."

"Oh yeah? What did it say?"

"I saw you riding a pickle. I showed my friends."

My goodness, what are these parents going to think I do for a living...