My child had a wee on me this evening.
By George Barnett Reid 👀 · August 5, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog
My child had a wee on me this evening.
I started the day chainsawing wood and then using the chipper
Briefly jumping back inside to speak to a new client RE a job
Then jumped back outside to be the worlds cheapest labourer
Before coming back inside to make several highly sugared warm drinks
And to make another call, plus some emails.
By the time I got back to the rents house to see baby, I assumed it was plain sailing
Until she realised her newfound teeth are sharp, and can cut her lips
Which naturally resulted in a mini meltdown
And me consoling her
Because she’s got a rash going on right now she had nothing on
So her distress led to her waterfall
And we’ve now poured a glass of wine
#itsalwaysdayone