Stop publishing AI slop. Your customers can smell it. You know the content I'm t
By Joanna Lambadjieva · April 22, 2026 · Curated by George's Blog
Stop publishing AI slop.
Your customers can smell it.
You know the content I'm talking about.
"Premium quality."
"In today's fast-paced world."
"It's worth noting that."
Em dashes everywhere.
Your competitors are publishing the same stuff.
Same tools. Same prompts. Same garbage.
And AI search engines?
They're skipping all of it.
Rufus doesn't reward keyword stuffing.
Perplexity doesn't cite generic copy.
ChatGPT doesn't recommend bland product pages.
They reward content that answers REAL questions
In language REAL customers actually use.
I've built a complete system to fix this. Here's what's inside:
✔ 3 brutal tests to check if your content is slop (most brands fail all 3)
✔ A 30-minute brand voice exercise that transforms every AI output
✔ Customer language mining from Amazon reviews, Reddit, and CX tickets
✔ Product context docs that give AI what it's actually missing
✔ Ready-to-use workflows for Amazon, SEO, email, and category pages
✔ The exact pre-publish checklist I use before anything goes live
The fix isn't better prompts.
It's better INPUTS.
👉 Want the full Anti-Slop SOP?
👉 1. Like this post
👉 2. Comment "NO SLOP" and I'll send it to you
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